A - if you can't see the rule, you can't use the rule.
B - you get what you get and you don't get upset.
C - what's done is done.
D - don't get even, get everything.
E - cheating is allowed, getting caught cheating is not.
Source: Unfair Rulebook, Page 12, section "The Golden Rules"
The answer "if you can't see the rule, you can't use the rule" is helpfully scribbled in by the previous owner of the rulebook on page 11, but is not a Golden Rule.
A - Jungle
B - Pirates
C - Robots
D - Vampires
Source: Vampire PnP file uploaded to the Unfair files section on BGG.
Panoramas are indicated by a small symbol at the bottom of the card (Rulebook, page 4). All other themes have panoramas that are 3 or 4 cards long.
A - 25
B - 125
C - 220
D - 310
E - 500
ANSWER: D - 310 points
Source: Unfair Rulebook, Page 11, section "Scoring at Game End"
A - up
B - down
C - what?
Source: Unfair Rulebook, page 12,section "FAQs"
The most technically correct answer of "the restroom is never actually built on the rollercoaster in the first place" isn't available to choose, but the nearby illustration clearly shows that if it were built on a rollercoaster, the lid would be in the "up" position. If you think the entire question is unfair, well... the title warned you it was an Unfair Contest.
A - 12
B - 18
C - 20
D - 22
E - 24
Source: PnP files uploaded to the Unfair files section on BGG.
A- Aliens
B - Medieval
C - Western
D - Zombies
Source: Unfair Kickstarter web page. Image available permanently in Update #3.